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Drunk man

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That's including you, bartender." The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That'll be $45 please." The drunk says he has no money and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around again and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender. The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?" "Oh no! You get violent when you drink."