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A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course.

They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come on in." When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.

A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, "Actually, I want to thank you, I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle and your wayward shot released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of you one wish and I'll keep last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "it's the least I can do." "I want a house in every country in the world," said the wife. "Consider it done," said the genie, "and now for my wish. Because I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked over at his wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, if you don't mind honey, I don't either." The wife agreed.

The genie took her upstairs and ravished her for three long hours. After he was through, the genie looked at the wife and asked, "How old is your husband anyway?" "Twenty-five," said the wife. "And he still believes in genies?"