Religeous humor
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy. The boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." The boy says, "I have a baseball." The man says, "That's nice." The boy says, "Want to buy it?" The man says, "No thanks." The boy says, "My dad is outside you know." The man says, "Okay, how much?" The boy replies "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. The boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." The boy says, "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" The boy replies, "$750." The man says, "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss a few balls back and forth." The boy says, "I can't, I sold them". The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$1000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!" |
